trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan
Noiz and Aoba
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
i stopped caring when i was like 3
that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con
I’ve had more fictional character crushes than I have real people crushes.
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
TRANSLATION UNDER THE CUT (Warning: THESE ARE NOT OFFICIAL, THESE ARE MINE OR WHAT I CAME UP WITH, I’M SORRY IT’S NOT THE BEST. FIRST TIME TRANSLATING. Also huge thanks for waywardbabies for helping too! ^V^)
Aoba: Well, it’s done. I still have some time left before Haga-san’s back. Anyways, I finished the data reports. *more typing* Hmm? A customer? At this rare time?
Aoba: You… Noiz! Why are you here?!
Aoba: What is it? Why are you here at the store suddenly? Do you want something?
Aoba: Hmm? A paper bag? Seems kinda heavy? Uh…it is!!! What is this?! What’s inside?!
Noiz: See for yourself.
Aoba: That bored tone of yours. You’re still the same as always. Geez…
Huh? What’s this? Candy? Lollipop, chocolate, gum, pound cake, caramel, Ramune (*Ramune is a carbonated soft drink originally sold in Japan)
Noiz: It’s for you.
Aoba:Huh? Why? Is today something special? Like an anniversary?
Aoba: Then, what?
Noiz: Well, not really something you would call an anniversary.
Aoba: Then it is something, right? Tell me.
Noiz: Nothing. It’s not important.
Aoba: Of course it is. You came all this way for this, right? Tell me!
Aoba: Come on, hurry!
Aoba: Huh? Birthday? Whose?
Noiz: Shut up.
Aoba: I had no idea that it was your birthday!
Noiz: ‘Cause I didn’t tell you.
Aoba: What!? I would’ve had the chance to get you something!
Hm? Wait…hey…This bag by any chance…couldn’t be a present, right?
Noiz: Well…if you consider this a relation to birthdays, then this would be your closest answer.
Aoba: No-no-no! Why did you bring a gift? That’s strange. I should be the one giving you a gift!
Noiz: It’s nothing…I didn’t particularly want to celebrate it.
Aoba: Huh? Then…this bag…
Noiz: Birthdays are generally meant to be celebrated, right?
Noiz: Then it means…that it should be an auspicious, happy day for the birthday person, right?
Aoba: An auspicious day…? That sounds weird, but I guess it would be something like that.
Noiz: In that case, it’s not wrong to do something that leaves the person happy.
Aoba: Hmm? Leave happy…? Uh…What do you mean?
Noiz: *frustrated sigh* That means…as the birthday person for this auspicious day, I don’t have any problem trying to make someone else happy.
Aoba: Huh? E-Eh? Um…this means that…what you’re saying is…even though it’s your birthday, you’re trying to make me happy?
Noiz: *frustrated sigh again* You don’t get it?
Aoba: I don’t get it!
Noiz: A happy day for me would be one where I make you happy…I…nevermind. Eat…
Aoba: Hey…! What is it? Now I’m curious!
Noiz: *frustrated sigh AGAIN*
Aoba: *irritated groan* Well, whatever. Then, I’ll give you this one “Ah”
Aoba: Well then…fufu…*unwraps candy* Here. Open wide. “Aaaaahhhhh~~!”
Noiz: *startled* Are you kidding? What are you doing?
Aoba: He-he-he. Come on!~ Come on!~ It’s your birthday, but you bought a present for me. I feel inconvenient. So the least you could do is go “aaahhh~!”
Noiz: *uncomfortable noise*
Aoba: Here. Here.
Noiz: *embarrassed tsundere groan* *defeated sigh* …Aahh
Aoba: Teehee. *places candy in Noiz’s mouth* Good?
Noiz: Not particularly. It’s kinda…sweet.
Aoba: Of course, it is! You could be a little more appreciative.
Noiz: *sigh* *reaches in bag & unwraps candy* Then…you too.
Noiz: Here. I’ll give you one too, so open your mouth.
Noiz: Hmph…what is it? You were excited when you did it for me.
Aoba: No…it’s just…this is more embarrassing than I thought.
Noiz: Don’t care. Come on, hurry up. Here.
Aoba: Geh- *embarrassed cat sound or an airplane* A..ah…aaaaahhhhh.*has candy in mouth*
Aoba: Uh…yeah…Tastes like apples.
Noiz: Really? That’s good.
Noiz: What is it?
Aoba: Nothing, I just found it so rare that you didn’t mock and took a swing at my face.
Noiz: *scoffs* Why would I?
Aoba: Well then…
Aoba: I haven’t had the chance to tell you yet. Happy Birthday.
Noiz: *speechless* Yeah…
Next year, and the other years after that, let’s celebrate your birthday again together.
Noiz: There’s no telling in the future though.
Aoba: That’s fine. Promise?
Noiz: …As you wish.
(Anyways, poor Aoba, the tables have turned in the end. Candy is not the only thing that got place in Aoba’s mouth. *wink*wink*wink* I..I did my best. ;~;)
Castiel - Heaven Can't Wait (9 x 06)
my life is like my room, one big mess